Stream of Consciousness for Torchwood

[zan]

OMG, WTF!! It's like the little girl from Blade: the Series, only less creepy.

....Weevil nest?

Oh, Jack! No kiling yourself.

And...Ianto...he looks....oh, Ianto. On that couch.

JACK! Don't you DARE!

"Hear my voice." That sounds...incredibly cheesy.

"And I love you." OMG!!!

I love how he doesn't ask Ianto to say goodbye to Owen.

The glove is moving on his own. And Owen is dead.

They tend to come in pairs. OH, IANTO.

"A very naughty boy." God. So good.

Ohgod. Owen? Where'd.... Why is he SCREAMING?!

Oh, OWEN. Stop being a prat about Tosh.

Black-eyed Owen isn't good. Note to self.

Ianto putting Jack's coat on.

And....I really don't like Martha right now. I also don't like that STUPID camera angle.

"Smile, it won't kill you." If only she knew.

Oh god. Fight. Please. Fight. Damn. And a very unsuccessful fight.

Jack. Accent. GOD.

Oh, god. Regurgitating the alcohol. GOD.

There is some SERIOUS eyefucking going on there.

Hand in Owen's hair. Aww. And then he pushes him.

What were you saying about king of the weevils, Shan?

There are no good Ianto lines so far.

Also, no freeze-drying Owen's brain.

Why is everyone after Gwen? Seriously. Just wait. It's going to be Tosh or Ianto next.

*Snicker* Amy: Here we are, walking the Green Mile.

Okay, it's Thing, gauntlet edition.

Ianto and...is that a pole? No. Pipe.

Oh, look at Martha's hand.

And hey. Throwing Jack's gun to Owen.

Hey. Look what they did to Martha!

That's....creepy black mist. In the form of a person.

And Jack wakes up...where? What? That's confusing.

Yay, asking Ianto for help. Of course, there's going to be no Ianto scene.

Awesome Ianto hacking computers.

Oh, OWEN. THE KISS.

HAHAHAHA. And Ianto's shout.

GOD. The end. And the PREVIEW. DEAR GOD.